☆ 萬世侏儒表 ☆ - candid photo

lol i had a feeling this was a trick

I knew it was a lie because your wife is sleeping in my bed tonight.

I wish I could get paid to have erections. I guess in a way they are their own reward.

lol it's flaccid, that's kind of sad

lol

I suppose he was expecting the photographer to crop it out later? Another item that seems out of place is the little tag on the blanket. Anyhow, I don't think we should give him too much shit for being flaccid. Guys with enormous dicks tend to have difficulty achieving and maintaining erection.

Have you never heard of polyorchidism? This is clearly a healthy specimen.

I approve.