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☆ 萬世侏儒表 ☆
Where all my Kyonshies at?
Created on 2005-11-23 07:00:46 (#8864746), last updated 2009-06-19
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Basic Info| Name: | What the hell would I say to a gorilla? |
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| Location: | Нижний Новгород, USSR (former) |
| Website: | 金唐朝 |
BioA Soviet schoolteacher is leading her first grade students through a park, and they spot a baby hare. They're city kids, so they've never actually seen a hare. "Do you know who this is?" asks the teacher sweetly. No one knows. "Come on, children", says the teacher trying to lead the children to the answer, "He's a character in many stories, songs and poems we're always reading." One student figures it out, pats the hare on the head and says reverently, "I knew it was you, Grandpa Lenin!"
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